A Warm Welcome to the New Cleftos!
On Saturday, January 31st, the Cleftomaniacs celebrated the coming of February with their brand new members! Everyone got together to give a warm welcome to the two newest members of the Cleftos, "nobody" and "no-one"! "We are so excited to have them," said senior Dan Kent, "they blend so well you can't even tell that they're there!"
Whilst everyone is glad to have these two stunning new additions to the group, there is still some debate over how they will fit in. Some suggestions have included putting them on silent beatboxing, invisible miming, and the crowd favorite "never showing up to any rehearsals or gigs and never responding to any contact attempts."